Planetry Invasion by The Harlow Cracking Service
EACO - - CTC C,C C#C#C"C" - CTC C,C C!C!C C - CTC C,C C&C&C%C% - ITA CTC A,A ATA CTC A[A - C^G^G G G#G#G"G" - HELLO, GOOD EVENING AND WELCOME. IT'S TIME TO SIT BACK AND RELAX. ANOTHER PLANETRY INVASION HAS TAKEN PLACE. FROM THE DARK BACKWATERS OF SPACE CAME THE EVIL DR EPHRAM BOTTOMWORTHY STRANGETROUSERS, TRAVELLING EACH GALAXY, HE DEFEATED PLANETS ONE BY ONE, MAKING THE PEOPLE WORSHIP THE BOG STANDARD DEMO!!!. A YOUNG FROOD CALLED PAZZA WHILE HAVING A CONVERSATION WITH ANDIE ON PARTYLINE WAS NOTIFIED ON THE CATPHONE. PAZZA WAS QUICK TO THINK!, HE MBXED THE MUTANT CRACKERS WHO WENT FORTH ON BEHALF OF THE COMPUNETTERS TO TRY TO DEFEAT THE EVIL DR EBS. THE PARTYLINES WERE AMAZED TO SEE: FREAK ONLY ARMED WITH HIS LATEST SOURCE CODE AND A STRANGE BRAIN CALLED ZOD WHICH LIVED IN A PICKLE JAR...... GAIRY ARMED TO KILL WITH HIS WHOLE MEMORY GUIDE AND EXPERT...... RYGAR ARMED WITH A BOX OF PRINTER PAPER AND 20 MEGGABYTES OF BULLSHIT STORED IN HIS HEAD, THEY CLIMED INTO THE DOOD MOBILE AND SETOFF. MANY EONS PASSED AS THEY TRAVELLED THE DAMAGED GALAXYS HELPING THE OCCUPANTS TO RECOVER, GIVING AS A GIFT THE DEMOS OF THINGS TO COME.... ATLAST THE DAY DAWNED AND THE 3 DOODS AND THE PICKLED BRAIN CORNERED DR EBS IN A SMALL WAREHOUSE ON THE PLANET VETRONOME. RYGAR WAS FIRST TO MOVE, STEPPING FORWARED HE BLASTED 19 THOUSAND K OF BULLSHIT STRAIGHT INTO DR EBS, IT WAS TO MUCH, THE EVIL DR EBS COLLAPSED IN A STATE OF SHOCK!, AT THAT PRECISE MOMENT IN TIME, FREAK AND GAIRY LEPT OUT AND WRAPPED THE EVIL DR IN PRINTER PAPER BEFORE FEEDING HIM TO THE STRANGE BRAIN CALLED ZOD WHICH LIVED IN A PICKLE JAR. THE UNIVERSE COULD ATLAST LIVE IN PEACE. PLUG JOYSTICK IN PORT 2 TO CHANGE SPRITE COLOURS....NOW THE DEMO, BUT BEFORE THE HELLOS ARE THE CREDITS: STORY WRITTEN AND PRODUCED BY FREAK. ALL CODING BY FREAK. GRAPHICS DESIGNED BY ANDIE. MUSIC WRITTEN BY ROBB HUBBARD, X-TRACTED FROM THE GAME NEMISES THE WARLOCK AND RELOCATED BY GAIRY... NOW FOR THE LONG LIST OF HELLOS.......... FREAK SAY'S HI TO THE FOLLOWING: GAIRY * ZOD * RYGAR * PAZZA * ANDIE * IAN AND PAUL DANGEROUS * ALL AT THE SHOP * ANDY WILSON AND ADVANCE SOFTWARE PROMOTIONS * LEE * RIKO * BRETT * FILO PAVIANO * FTL * MAKK + ANT * KERNAL * Z * RB15 * PLASMA * ERW1 * JASON * DOKK * UBIK * HAGAR * BLADE * MAT * MATT * MATTY * DC4 * TORK * TORKY * ONETHA * GI-JO * KKY-TV * PARAS * WIKET * THE BS CREW * GOAT * DEATH * ORION * CHAZ * LINO C.D * CREYCELL * SPOCK * COV * STARR (WHERES THIS DISK!!!!) * DUNGEON CREW * SUPES * SWIFT * ICEMAN * AVATAR * SILICON STUDIOS * FIREFOX * ALLOY * MEANTEAM * KRIS * DSJ * SI * PSY * MATT * DEMON * STOAT + TIM * YORK + YARG * HERO * IAN + MIC * TROOPERS * SPOCK * THALAMUS * BCC * TCS * MOUTH * ASH + DAVE * WIZARD * NATT * BEAN * GREAT * BOOM * PEA * MOONUNIT * COMMANDOS * HIGHLANDERS * XESS * 1001 CREW * MAXPAX * THAT'S IT, IF YOU NEVER GOT A MENTION THEN HASSLE ME ID CF6 AND I WONT MISS YOU NEXT TIME. THIS TOOK A MONTH TO DO SO PLEASE VOTE 9'S. WRAP - 'NO ONE HERE BUT US BYTES' SUPA-DUPA-SCROLL-A-RAMA-SCOPE-VISI MESSAGE-TRANSFERENCE-SYSTEM BY GARY LIDDON "STUPID ISN'T IT?" - - CTC C,C C#C#C"C" - CTC C,C C!C!C C - CTC C,C C&C&C%C% - ITA CTC A,A ATA CTC A[A - C^G^G G G#G#G"G" - G HELLO, GOOD EVENING AND WELCOME. IT'S TIME TO SIT BACK AND RELAX. - F ANOTHER PLANETRY INVASION HAS TAKEN PLACE. - H FROM THE DARK BACKWATERS OF SPACE CAME THE EVIL DR EPHRAM BOTTOMWORTHY STRANGETROUSERS, TRAVELLING EACH GALAXY, HE DEFEATED PLANETS ONE BY ONE, MAKING THE PEOPLE WORSHIP THE BOG STANDARD DEMO!!!. - E A YOUNG FROOD CALLED PAZZA WHILE HAVING A CONVERSATION WITH ANDIE ON PARTYLINE WAS NOTIFIED ON THE CATPHONE. - D PAZZA WAS QUICK TO THINK!, HE MBXED THE MUTANT CRACKERS WHO WENT FORTH ON BEHALF OF THE COMPUNETTERS TO TRY TO DEFEAT THE EVIL DR EBS. THE PARTYLINES WERE AMAZED TO SEE: FREAK ONLY ARMED WITH HIS LATEST SOURCE CODE AND A STRANGE BRAIN CALLED ZOD WHICH LIVED IN A PICKLE JAR - E. GAIRY ARMED TO KILL WITH HIS WHOLE MEMORY GUIDE AND EXPERT - E. RYGAR ARMED WITH A BOX OF PRINTER PAPER AND 20 MEGGABYTES OF BULLSHIT STORED IN HIS HEAD, THEY CLIMED INTO THE DOOD MOBILE AND SETOFF. MANY EONS PASSED AS THEY TRAVELLED THE DAMAGED GALAXYS HELPING THE OCCUPANTS TO RECOVER, GIVING AS A GIFT THE DEMOS OF THINGS TO COME.... ATLAST THE DAY DAWNED AND THE 3 DOODS AND THE PICKLED BRAIN CORNERED DR EBS IN A SMALL WAREHOUSE ON THE PLANET VETRONOME. - E RYGAR WAS FIRST TO MOVE, STEPPING FORWARED HE BLASTED 19 THOUSAND K OF BULLSHIT STRAIGHT INTO DR EBS, IT WAS TO MUCH, THE EVIL DR EBS COLLAPSED IN A STATE OF SHOCK!, AT THAT PRECISE MOMENT IN TIME, FREAK AND GAIRY LEPT OUT AND WRAPPED THE EVIL DR IN PRINTER PAPER BEFORE FEEDING HIM TO THE STRANGE BRAIN CALLED ZOD WHICH LIVED IN A PICKLE JAR. THE UNIVERSE COULD ATLAST LIVE IN PEACE. - F PLUG JOYSTICK IN PORT 2 TO CHANGE SPRITE COLOURS....NOW THE DEMO, BUT BEFORE THE HELLOS ARE THE CREDITS: STORY WRITTEN AND PRODUCED BY FREAK. ALL CODING BY FREAK. GRAPHICS DESIGNED BY ANDIE. MUSIC WRITTEN BY ROBB HUBBARD, X-TRACTED FROM THE GAME NEMISES THE WARLOCK AND RELOCATED BY GAIRY... - D NOW FOR THE LONG LIST OF HELLOS - F FREAK SAY'S HI TO THE FOLLOWING: - G GAIRY * ZOD * RYGAR * PAZZA * ANDIE * IAN AND PAUL DANGEROUS * ALL AT THE SHOP * ANDY WILSON AND ADVANCE SOFTWARE PROMOTIONS * LEE * RIKO * BRETT * FILO PAVIANO * FTL * MAKK + ANT * KERNAL * Z * RB15 * PLASMA * ERW1 * JASON * DOKK * UBIK * HAGAR * BLADE * MAT * MATT * MATTY * DC4 * TORK * TORKY * ONETHA * GI-JO * KKY-TV * PARAS * WIKET * THE BS CREW * GOAT * DEATH * ORION * CHAZ * LINO C.D * CREYCELL * SPOCK * COV * STARR (WHERES THIS DISK!!!!) * DUNGEON CREW * SUPES * SWIFT * ICEMAN * AVATAR * SILICON STUDIOS * FIREFOX * ALLOY * MEANTEAM * KRIS * DSJ * SI * PSY * MATT * DEMON * STOAT + TIM * YORK + YARG * HERO * IAN + MIC * TROOPERS * SPOCK * THALAMUS * BCC * TCS * MOUTH * ASH + DAVE * WIZARD * NATT * BEAN * GREAT * BOOM * PEA * MOONUNIT * COMMANDOS * HIGHLANDERS * XESS * 1001 CREW * MAXPAX * THAT'S IT, IF YOU NEVER GOT A MENTION THEN HASSLE ME ID CF6 AND I WONT MISS YOU NEXT TIME. THIS TOOK A MONTH TO DO SO PLEASE VOTE 9'S. - 'NO ONE HERE BUT US BYTES' - SUPA-DUPA-SCROLL-A-RAMA-SCOPE-VISI - E MESSAGE-TRANSFERENCE-SYSTEM - "STUPID ISN'T IT?" -